food establishment news

the woman who works in The Loafer the bakers has a genuine glass eye. I just thought she had a glassy stare like someone who’d seen terrible things but I’ve just had it confirmed that it’s literal glass

at the canteen today the dinner lady dropped a coin right in my chips so it was only half visible and thEN SHE STUCK HER THUMB IN AND DUG IT OUT

I was queueing in Terrys and someone came in and and ordered 10 egg mayo sandwiches and then called the employee young man even though she was clearly an average aged woman

these are cropping up everywhere