May 2010
1 post
April 2010
5 posts
my mother told me that she suspected she had spanish great great great grandparents and I said “OH so they’re your FLANCESTORS THEN”
THE WORLD WE LIVE IN
I saw a “McDonalds” bag in the river and thought it was an otter
the world we live in is so upsetting and corrupt and rotten
March 2010
31 posts
the power just went out all up our street
I
that’s what it was like
I ate all the philadelpia and basil from the fridge so it wouldn’t go off and sorted out some odds and ends and then just sat there in an ungodly silence
usually i just dream about comedy capers that end in disaster but last nights dream was on a whole different plane
i was going birdwatching right with peter sellers right but he mustve misunderstood because he got out this great big butterfly net and started trying to catch the birds and i was running around after him and then along came this great big curlew sitting on a hedgerow and it pecked...
oh man just when I was getting annoyed with my dad and his lack of interest in me he comes and blows me away with this You Are The Ref book
I reckon he’s been sandbagging us all along
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at my aunties wedding do in November 2008 I got stuck at the children’s table and one of them spilled blackcurrant squash on my plate and I had to eat around it like a dog
there’s something really life affirming about these visual thesauruses
I’m sick to death of people having a go at wayne rooney because he looks like shrek or a gorilla
someone said it today in biology and i swear to god i would’ve killed them if it wasn’t mothers day on sunday
sam's musicings
that’s what I’m calling my new music column
it’s not gonna be written on specific dates because once I get my feet under the table like that I’ll start to get sloppy, to be honest I think it’s just a one off
1) I’m not enjoying the new look Word magazine. it doesn’t have a spine which means no spine notes and I can’t see it from the side so...
I got a new computer mouse
it’s really fast it was definitely worth all those mouseless nights
these rear headlights are the most outrageous thing I’ve ever seen
It must have been damaged in the post. there was nothing I could do. I’m not angry, just sad
You will never be forgotten The excitement I had for your coming. When I realized I’d never wear you, The feeling I had was numbing. My angel baby is who you are. My angel baby you’ll always be. Your loving memory will live in my heart So you will always be right here with me
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MISS BONNIE DELIGHT
Our “Peepshow Pin-Up” this month; Bonnie Delight is a dancer, actress, singer, who loves to play drums and model for retro pin-up art and lives in Los Angeles. Being on the forefront of the Neo-Burlesque movement, she has performed at Lollapalooza (on the side stage), California Institute of Abnormalarts, Virgin Records, The Orpheum Theater, Exotic World, Monday...
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I was in a chemistry lesson with a friend of mine and there are these kids that sit on either side of a polish girl and my friend came out with some guff about them having a romance and here’s what I said quick as a flash
“they’re poles apart”
POLES apart
February 2010
60 posts
this is a SLOW SLEEPy one this. relax and let it drift over you. like WAVES
food establishment news
the woman who works in The Loafer the bakers has a genuine glass eye. I just thought she had a glassy stare like someone who’d seen terrible things but I’ve just had it confirmed that it’s literal glass
at the canteen today the dinner lady dropped a coin right in my chips so it was only half visible and thEN SHE STUCK HER THUMB IN AND DUG IT OUT
I was...
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I was planning on making a football teams worth but all i could come up with was maierhofer and lisa kudrow