May 4, 2010
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April 25, 2010
clickthrough to see it move around I bet he’s mouthing something really inspirational there

clickthrough to see it move around

I bet he’s mouthing something really inspirational there

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April 20, 2010

its not even been a hard day but this is making me feel so many emotions right now

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April 17, 2010

my mother told me that she suspected she had spanish great great great grandparents and I said “OH so they’re your FLANCESTORS THEN”

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April 14, 2010

THE WORLD WE LIVE IN 

I saw a “McDonalds” bag in the river and thought it was an otter

the world we live in is so upsetting and corrupt and rotten

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April 4, 2010

I wish I had a more developed backstory

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March 30, 2010
I’ve been playing like mad since I saw this  I had become a bit stuffy of late and it feels like I’m losing my independence that our ancestors fought so hard for

I’ve been playing like mad since I saw this 

I had become a bit stuffy of late and it feels like I’m losing my independence that our ancestors fought so hard for

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the power just went out all up our street

I

that’s what it was like

I ate all the philadelpia and basil from the fridge so it wouldn’t go off and sorted out some odds and ends and then just sat there in an ungodly silence

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March 26, 2010
wherever I go I stick out like a roy o brien

wherever I go I stick out like a roy o brien

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March 24, 2010

I listened to this loads during the winter olympics for a joke and now it’s one of my all time favourites

just goes to show doesn’t it

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it’s ok to dream

it’s ok to dream

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March 23, 2010
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March 22, 2010
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March 21, 2010
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usually i just dream about comedy capers that end in disaster but last nights dream was on a whole different plane

i was going birdwatching right with peter sellers right but he mustve misunderstood because he got out this great big butterfly net and started trying to catch the birds and i was running around after him and then along came this great big curlew sitting on a hedgerow and it pecked him to death with its distinctive beak and the curlew flew away leaving me as prime suspect for his murderj and then orson wellles came along as a policeman and he let me get off scott free but he gave me an uncle type wink like he knew i murdered him but he deserved to die and I felt unspeakably angry and then i woke up

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